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Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. -- Oscar Wilde

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Bernard Shaw

People don't stop playing games when they grow old, they grow old when they stop playing games. -- Unknown

Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief. -- William Faulkner

In Germany they first came for the Communists,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.
Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Catholics,
and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant.
Then they came for me -
and by that time no one was left to speak up.
-- Pastor Martin Niemöller

When I answered where I wanted to go today, they just hung up -- Unknown

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." --Archie Griffin

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. -- Walter Bagehot

First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win
-- Mahatma Gandhi--
sometimes you're the windshield
sometimes you're the bug
--dire straits, the bug

Every gambler knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away and knowin' what to keep.
'Cause every hand's a winner and every hand's a loser
--kenny rogers, the gambler

Oh We're Not Gonna Take It
--twisted sister, we're not gonna take it

For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.

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If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd
be peace
 -- John Lennon

Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
 -- John Lennon http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/j/johnlennon167339.html

"It is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done."
 -- Terry Pratchett

    There are wavelengths that people cannot see, there are sounds that people cannot hear, and maybe computers have thoughts that people cannot think.
    --Richard Hamming
    Large cardinal From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. In mathematics, a cardinal is called a large cardinal if it belongs to a class of cardinals, the existence of which provably cannot be proved within the standard axiomatic set theory ZFC, if one assumes ZFC itself is consistent.

    -- Large Cardinal (3 July 2005). Wikipedia: The Free Encyclopedia. Retrieved August 14, 2005, from http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Large_cardinal_property&oldid=18071390

        Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem. -- Alan MacKay

        The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also talks about love. It says, "Avoid if at all possible."

        If you can't stay young, you can at least stay immature. -- Red Green

    Roots are the branches down in the earth. Branches are roots in the air -- Stray Birds

    internet explorer is a program that BROWSES THE INTERWEB -- AND VICE VERSA -- unknown

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