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QuotesEducation is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. -- Oscar Wilde
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Bernard Shaw
People don't stop playing games when they grow old, they grow old when they stop playing games. -- Unknown
Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief. -- William Faulkner
In Germany they first came for the Communists,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.
Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Catholics,
and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant.
Then they came for me -
and by that time no one was left to speak up.
-- Pastor Martin Niemöller
When I answered where I wanted to go today, they just hung up -- Unknown
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." --Archie Griffin
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. -- Walter Bagehot
First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win
-- Mahatma Gandhi--
sometimes you're the windshield
sometimes you're the bug
--dire straits, the bug
Every gambler knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away and knowin' what to keep.
'Cause every hand's a winner and every hand's a loser
--kenny rogers, the gambler
Oh We're Not Gonna Take It
--twisted sister, we're not gonna take it
For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
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If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd
-- John Lennon
Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
-- John Lennon http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/j/johnlennon167339.html
"It is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done."
-- Terry Pratchett
There are wavelengths that people cannot see, there are sounds that people cannot hear, and maybe computers have thoughts that people cannot think.
Large cardinal From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. In mathematics, a cardinal is called a large cardinal if it belongs to a class of cardinals, the existence of which provably cannot be proved within the standard axiomatic set theory ZFC, if one assumes ZFC itself is consistent.
-- Large Cardinal (3 July 2005). Wikipedia: The Free Encyclopedia. Retrieved August 14, 2005, from http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Large_cardinal_property&oldid=18071390
Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem. -- Alan MacKay
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also talks about love. It says, "Avoid if at all possible."
If you can't stay young, you can at least stay immature. -- Red Green
Roots are the branches down in the earth. Branches are roots in the air -- Stray Birds
internet explorer is a program that BROWSES THE INTERWEB -- AND VICE VERSA -- unknown